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Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
A big question mark?
Geniuses, niece and auntie
Earth! Fire! Wind! Water!...and Fascism!
Pray the air conditioning holds out
Secretary of Badassery
Lonely? Build your own girlfriend
Nancy Pants
