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Not an itsy bitsy spider
Stone cold
Just some good ol’ fashioned Milton fanfiction
“There, there. Don’t kill yourself.”
Peace for everyone
Portrait of the tortured artist before he became a cliché
Cue Jaws theme
Put all your money on Death!