We loved this recent Buzzfeed article of Ugly Renaissance Babies who CAN’T EVEN. So we thought we’d share these Sartle babies that totally relate:
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
“Lady I know I look buff, but my arms are tired. I’m just a baby. Wtf.”
2. The Boating Party by Mary Cassatt
This baby is super skeptical of dude rowing the boat.
“Is it even safe for a baby to be on a boat?”
3. Allegory of Wealth by Simon Vouet
“Hey. Hey Mom….Mom. Mom…..MOM!!”
“Uggggggghhhhhhhh.”
4. The Holy Family with the Infant St. John the Baptist by Simon Vouet
This baby’s squinting like, “Don’t be touching my sheep, Jesus.”
“Not everything is about you!”
5. Madonna of the Yarnwinder by Leonardo da Vinci
“Mmhmm, yeah, whateva.”
6. The Naked Monster by Juan Carreno de Miranda
We don’t blame her for being over it. This is messed up.
7. Homage to Pomona by Jakob Jordaens
The baby in the corner has HAD IT with fools taking his apples.
“STAHP!!"
8. Without Bacchus and Ceres, Venus Grows Cold by Peter Paul Rubens
This baby CANNOT. He can’t so much, he has to take a breather.
A hate-filled breather.
9. Cupid Complaining to Venus by Lucas Cranach the Elder
This baby can’t believe the bad parenting going on here.
"You’ve got to be kidding me.”
10. Saturn Devouring His Son by Peter Paul Rubens
And finally…
This baby…
just CAAAANNNNN’T.
Sr. Editor