It’s
In a world where I am Brad Pitt and my friends are George Clooney at the beginning, middle and end of the movie
Not going to lie…it was a bit slow
Just a little bit
But at the end I was just
And could’ve really used Jean Dujardin’s shoulder to cry on
When logic regained a hold of my brain
1. Why did they have Cate Blanchett pretending to be a Frenchwoman instead of getting a just as famous French actress who wouldn’t have to fake an accent?
2. The Mona Lisa was moved around six times to escape the Nazis, and yet gets approximately half a second of screen time during the credits. Plus it’s the freaking Mona Lisa!
Here’s the cast doing a conga line at the premiere
By Lauren Dare
Lauren Dare
Sr. Editor