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Don't drink and drive, kids
More cushion...
Don't fear the reaper
Hippies click here
Are you afraid of the dark?
Resistance is futile
Love is a many splendored thing
The manliest men
Hallelujah!
You can't please all of the people all of the time
Who said the world of commerce has to be boring?
The best from the heroes in a half shell
From our lips to their ears
Closets are for clothes
This is not a cheer-ocracy
Child's play
Man's best friends
Kingdom: Animalia
What's yours is mine
Ayy ladies
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum..no, wait...
Clothing optional
They're just like us!
Dude looks like a lady
Hey, hot stuff!
You got served!
Damn hooligans! *shakes fist*
Not just for evil dicators and 1970's porn stars...
Equines for everyone
Never forget
Sportsball
Royal highnesses and their royal likenesses
You betta werk!
You may remember these from such shows as...
Under the bed and in your closet
Tech, not techno
Exactly what you think it is
Callipygian
Make your pants feel tight
Nothin' but the nasty
The ol' twig and berries
Lemme take a selfie!
Chart toppers
You can fool some of the people some of the time
Well, that's just like your opinion, man
Lady bits
Yarr!
Fun from Lambos to F-150's
Not everyone's photogenic
Me-ow
Shalom!
All J.C., all the time
Sad but true
Think you're having a bad hair day?
Sid and Nancy. Bobby and Whitney. Britney and Justin.
It's only natural
Spray paint manufacturers of the word rejoice!
The school that rejected Hitler, thereby perhaps inadvertently causing WWII
Founded in 1560 by Saxons who also happened to be Kings of Poland
Founded by Ludwig I, who made the mistake of introducing a beer tax, causing the beer riots of 1844
