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Don't drink and drive, kids
More cushion...
Don't fear the reaper
Hippies click here
Are you afraid of the dark?
Resistance is futile
Love is a many splendored thing
The manliest men
Hallelujah!
You can't please all of the people all of the time
Who said the world of commerce has to be boring?
The best from the heroes in a half shell
From our lips to their ears
Closets are for clothes
This is not a cheer-ocracy
Child's play
Man's best friends
Kingdom: Animalia
What's yours is mine
Ayy ladies
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum..no, wait...
Clothing optional
They're just like us!
Dude looks like a lady
Hey, hot stuff!
You got served!
Damn hooligans! *shakes fist*
Not just for evil dicators and 1970's porn stars...
Equines for everyone
Never forget
Sportsball
Royal highnesses and their royal likenesses
You betta werk!
You may remember these from such shows as...
Under the bed and in your closet
Tech, not techno
Exactly what you think it is
Callipygian
Make your pants feel tight
Nothin' but the nasty
The ol' twig and berries
Lemme take a selfie!
Chart toppers
You can fool some of the people some of the time
Well, that's just like your opinion, man
Lady bits
Yarr!
Fun from Lambos to F-150's
Not everyone's photogenic
Me-ow
Shalom!
All J.C., all the time
Sad but true
Think you're having a bad hair day?
Sid and Nancy. Bobby and Whitney. Britney and Justin.
It's only natural
Spray paint manufacturers of the word rejoice!
The school that rejected Hitler, thereby perhaps inadvertently causing WWII
Founded in 1560 by Saxons who also happened to be Kings of Poland
Founded by Ludwig I, who made the mistake of introducing a beer tax, causing the beer riots of 1844
Located in Grant Park, site of the annual Lolapalooza music festival
All 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
Emperor Franz Joseph I ran out of space to hang his art, and this museum was his solution
Founded with a purchase of 88 Paul Klee paintings from a Pittsburgh steel tycoon.
Come for Guernica stay for ghost hunting
Built by momma van den Bergh for her baby boy
If you pull a museum out of debt, you get to call it whatever you want
Prado, not Prada
Goya, Picasso, and Dalí walk into a museum . . .
The only way to get money is to spend money
Their collection was saved by the Monuments Men
Vision of a man who stood on his head every day
Hosts art shows and chess tournaments
If anything, visit for the Isenheim Altarpiece
Also an observatory, library, convent, and botanical garden. Diversify those assets!
Created by Sister Suffragette
Japan's only museum for Western art and works really hard at it
Burglary in a Swiss Villa
Yes, it used to be a railway station
Only museum to have famous poetry written about it
The world's most visited museum
There's more than sculptures by Wilhelm Lehmbruck here
Likes to botch restoration projects and spend a lot of money
Famous British Mugs
Its collections were nationalized whether the owners wanted to or not
Replaced prisoners with artwork
Former seat of the Medici empire
The Pope's house
Beauty queens taking care of business
Created as part of the New Deal
Russian Ark
Who says you can't marry your cousin?
Barely made it through World War II with the help of some sandbags
You can't see a David this big anywhere else
Not ideal for those with vertigo
"Maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in f***in' Bruges"
Big Alma's pride and joy
Can you spot the fakes?
A gift to the Nation
Not one, but two giant cannons guard the lawn
