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Don't drink and drive, kids
More cushion...
Don't fear the reaper
Hippies click here
Are you afraid of the dark?
Resistance is futile
Love is a many splendored thing
The manliest men
Hallelujah!
You can't please all of the people all of the time
Who said the world of commerce has to be boring?
The best from the heroes in a half shell
From our lips to their ears
Closets are for clothes
This is not a cheer-ocracy
Child's play
Man's best friends
Kingdom: Animalia
What's yours is mine
Ayy ladies
Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum..no, wait...
Clothing optional
They're just like us!
Dude looks like a lady
Hey, hot stuff!
You got served!
Damn hooligans! *shakes fist*
Not just for evil dicators and 1970's porn stars...
Equines for everyone
Never forget
Sportsball
Royal highnesses and their royal likenesses
You betta werk!
You may remember these from such shows as...
Under the bed and in your closet
Tech, not techno
Exactly what you think it is
Callipygian
Make your pants feel tight
Nothin' but the nasty
The ol' twig and berries
Lemme take a selfie!
Chart toppers
You can fool some of the people some of the time
Well, that's just like your opinion, man
Lady bits
Yarr!
Fun from Lambos to F-150's
Not everyone's photogenic
Me-ow
Shalom!
All J.C., all the time
Sad but true
Think you're having a bad hair day?
Sid and Nancy. Bobby and Whitney. Britney and Justin.
It's only natural
Spray paint manufacturers of the word rejoice!
The school that rejected Hitler, thereby perhaps inadvertently causing WWII
Founded in 1560 by Saxons who also happened to be Kings of Poland
Founded by Ludwig I, who made the mistake of introducing a beer tax, causing the beer riots of 1844
Located in Grant Park, site of the annual Lolapalooza music festival
All 'bout that bass, 'bout that bass, no treble
Emperor Franz Joseph I ran out of space to hang his art, and this museum was his solution
Founded with a purchase of 88 Paul Klee paintings from a Pittsburgh steel tycoon.
Come for Guernica stay for ghost hunting
Built by momma van den Bergh for her baby boy
If you pull a museum out of debt, you get to call it whatever you want
Prado, not Prada
Goya, Picasso, and Dalí walk into a museum . . .
The only way to get money is to spend money
Their collection was saved by the Monuments Men
Vision of a man who stood on his head every day
Hosts art shows and chess tournaments
If anything, visit for the Isenheim Altarpiece
Also an observatory, library, convent, and botanical garden. Diversify those assets!
Created by Sister Suffragette
Japan's only museum for Western art and works really hard at it
Burglary in a Swiss Villa
Yes, it used to be a railway station
Only museum to have famous poetry written about it
The world's most visited museum
There's more than sculptures by Wilhelm Lehmbruck here
Likes to botch restoration projects and spend a lot of money
Famous British Mugs
Its collections were nationalized whether the owners wanted to or not
Replaced prisoners with artwork
Former seat of the Medici empire
The Pope's house
Beauty queens taking care of business
Created as part of the New Deal
Russian Ark
Who says you can't marry your cousin?
Barely made it through World War II with the help of some sandbags
You can't see a David this big anywhere else
Not ideal for those with vertigo
"Maybe that's what hell is: the entire rest of eternity spent in f***in' Bruges"
Big Alma's pride and joy
Can you spot the fakes?
A gift to the Nation
Not one, but two giant cannons guard the lawn
The Blue House
Enjoy art in an architectural iceburg
Embrace your inner underdog and recreate Rocky Balboa's run to the top!
Get Smart! See art!
Popular place to film when you're trying to prove the movie is actually in LA
Fort Worth a trip
Also happens to be the Duke of Wellington's house
The best backdrop President Obama ever had
It's THE Met
Josephine and Napoleon's love nest
MOMA knows everything goes better with Bacon!
Don't get stomped on
Aye laddy...
The only place where all lost and destroyed art can still be seen: online
Come and say g'day
Mostly a library with fancy books that dabbles in art
The oldest of the four Tate siblings
Bratwurst and museums just don't mix
Big, very, very big. Huge
If nobody is around to view art, does it disappear?
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
It's good to be the king
A treasure trove of gold
Was the Medici's office building
Opened to the public by the Grand Duke hoping to gain their favor
Former tobacco plantation
Quality, not quantity
Strange combination of old masters, modern art, and an in-house art video production department
Built by Bernini and Borromini
Expanded in 2016!
Napoleon forces his brother-in-law to sell him all his art
Oldest museum in the world
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene...not
One of the oldest public art museums in America
If you were catholic and rich in the 1600's you wanted to join this club and give them art
Diego Rivera is 96% of the paintings collection
Has a cool grand staircase
Motor city
Crazy architecture and a rocking view
Not a one trick pony
Countryside home of a multi-chinned archbishop
All Vinny, all the time
Was in an episode of Breaking Bad
Best art deco building in San Francisco
Chicago's front yard
Good wine and interesting art
You'll need a bicycle to get around the entire place
Not to be confused with the São Paulo Museum of Modern Art
Drawing crowds for 500 years
Their first curator added much of his own work
Best collection of dead Medicis anywhere
Two museums in one
Who run the world? Girls!
Go at your own risk
Nazis looted it, Allies bombed it, finally got its building back in the 1990s
The working class citizens weren't super excited about funds going to an art museum
"Let no stranger to the Muses enter"
If you want to see Spanish art and can't get to Spain, book yourself a ticket to Dallas, Texas
Bringing Austria and Germany to the States
Klimt City
Somehow this is the small one
Only things made 300 years ago or more
One of the wealthiest museums in America
Brand spankin' new!
Only place that call the Dutch Masters the "North Dutch school"
Old meets new at this Ivy League museum
Artwork and dairy farm together
SO. MUCH. JEWELRY.
Biggest collection of Rembrandts in one place
It really does look like a warehouse on the outside!
Most Roman temple like of the five museums on "Museum Island"
Named after a beer maker
Unchanged since 1918
Installed electricity to draw crowds at night shows
Works by Rodin and ... his mistress
Robbers did it like in the movies
Beautiful custom made rooms for Monet paintings
Don't get dizzy walking around this circular museum
Original pieces from 942 can still be seen
Underground in the City of Angels
Five museums for the price of one
Explore 300 acres of parkland
"You and I remember Budapest very differently."
A treasure trove of sculptures
Pretend you're in a Jane Austen novel
Has computer controlled lamps giving nearly shadowless light
Has a lot of money to throw around
Abraham Lincoln had his inaugural ball here
"The noblest of Washington buildings." - Walt Whitman
The building is inside out
Largest collection of Monets, DUH
Has a room lined with 440 pounds of beeswax
Go away Apple!
Former industrial site; looks better now
Dedicated to Human History and Culture
It's a natural history museum, so they have giant dinosaurs!
Do donuts around the mini Statue of Liberty in the parking lot
They took down the piper, but he came back
Heirs of a shipping fortune built it and then paid $5m for Koons' sculpture of Michael Jackson and Bubbles.
Lots of good fast food here, but try the "olieballen" (literally "oilballs" but really donuts)
Founded in 1880 by the 7th Duke of Argyle (after whose family's lands argyle socks are named)
The Phaaaaaaaaaaaaaantom of the opera is here!
In 1940, Hitler took the museum's 85 best artworks for himself, and had the curator killed in a concentration camp.
Started small
We're halfway there...
Don't tear down that wall!
Right across from the palace. It's good to be the king!
Off the wall
Peggy and her dogs are buried on site
Can't get more Oakland than Oak Street
They're keeping the name
Bring some shades when you visit SF's literally shining star
Giant robot threatens cafe-goers. Dine at your own risk!
Great Scott!
Just around the riverbend...
Figure out the way to San Jose...ASAP!
CHOCOLATE!!!
Awesome neighbor of Sartle! Or should we say, *vecino*
"No, I said the entrance is a GLASS HOLE"
Throw another cutting edge exhibit on the barbie...?
2 rich guys, a museum, and a wing place
Get elevated
Part of an amazing, technicolored palace!
You gotta check out the miniature paintings!
Will somebody please think of the children??
Heartless business man shows he has a heart
The setting for Kubrick's next film
Hippest place in Brighton
Commemorating the Holocaust
The floor is lava
Doctor Who is here a lot
Put a bird on it
A taste of Asia in the Tenderloin
Posher than Posh and Becks
Sweet Home Alabama
Where the 99% meets the 1%
Yes...they "borrowed" the art
Those Swiss have got it all!
Not too big, great collection and kid friendly to boot
Treasures around every corner
Does Renaissance art give you the hots?
Orphan Annie's favorite museum
Safe haven for when the big one hits
Between ferry terminal and financial district
Check out joggers and the bridge of lesser fame
Bankers and homeless people sit separately
For an art school, they sure have a lotta cash
All hail Andy Warhol!
Ancient architecture, delicious casserole and fabulous art
Poop in style while you enjoy art
Home of the most expensive art heist in history
Shopaholics, indulge your sweet tooth here
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"
Dost thou knowest this place?
Happy wife happy life!
Cooler than an Orange Julius
Cheers to the gov'na!
Do the Antwerp art scavenger hunt until this building re-opens in 2017
The floating cube
Probably haunted
