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Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Sigmund Freud's grandson, a mega womanizer who also liked to drink and fight
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
YUUGE NEWS! Donald J. Trump is now a Sartle social media correspondent! Corrupt...
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It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
Is she choking her pussy?
The saddest nipple you'll ever see
Not a Brunch menu special
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Groovy baby, yea! Party time, excellent! From Austin Powers, to Wayne’s World, to...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
A hot mess
Shop til' Ya Drop
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
NOT hakuna matata
Carnage above facts
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Taking the sun-spot in a lions’ den
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
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In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Guggenheim hooked it UP
Drunk on the job
Titania sleeping, Oberon creeping
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Sleeping Venus by Eustache Le Sueur
Cupid's a latchkey kid
Another painting of Venus on break
A two for one deal
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Rinaldo can’t keep it in his pants
"Sleep"
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Gay as a moonbeam
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Portrait of the tortured artist before he became a cliché
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
