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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Para el Cambio
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
Power of a flower
"You're tearing me apart!"
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
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There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
