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“Everything means nothing if I can’t have you…”
Could really hold a grudge
Literal love child
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One high-class whore
I just want to do something personal
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Baby won’t you light my fire
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Nothin' but the nasty
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Cupid, you are being gross
Shot through the heart
Venus and Cupid experiment with golden showers
The most malicious cherub you'll ever meet
Stuck in the asphalt with you
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Magritte doesn't get mad, he gets stabby
Cubist dream
With the help of a machine
Love or hate?
Step right up!
Morning in mid-Montmartre
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The Devil Wears Prada meets My Girl
Hubba hubba
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Ring around the rosie
Is she being coy or does he have bad breath?
He's not instilling fear in any pheasants
Don't lose your junior junior
Who’s to blame for the rococo revival?
On again off again fake
Married the model
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
So about that American Dream…
Where did the time go?
Get your towels ready it's about to go down
2 dope queens
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
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A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
Sisters before mistresses
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
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Don’t make me summon the ancestors
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We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
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Too truisms
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
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Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
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The end of the "holy" Roman empire
The greatest sacrifice
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
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Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
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J.K. Rowling couldn't make this stuff up.
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
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Trash to treasure
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The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
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Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
