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This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Probably banged your girlfriend
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Target practice for Hitler's airforce
Imma start some drama
Forget tiny, this is world’s oddest violin
Paint-ception
The one that got away
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Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Picasso does Mary Cassatt
Up in smoke!
Even cassanovas can get depressed
The legend herself
Hello darkness (Casagemas), Picasso's old friend
The family that circuses together stays together
Three-headed musician = daddy issues
Right before Cubism went off the rails
Idyllic villas, an escape
Look at that cock
Mirror mirror on the wall
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Stolen and recovered in no time at all
Oh so sad
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Squares are people too
Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Scary or sexy?
Beer goggles gone wrong
Where he got his start
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
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Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
I had a hearty laugh watching Toy Story some 20 years later and finally getting...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
Every night with you is a Starry Night, Valentine. (By Vincent van Gogh at the...
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
The Kiss is all I’ve ever wanted from you, Valentine. (By Gustav Klimt at the...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Behind every famous artist is a fine feline, history tells us.Today, Team Sartle is...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
Archist Series. Federico Babina. 2014 Small and want to live in a Damien Hirst...
We’re drooling over this clever shirt featuring our favorite crime-fighting...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
Who needs shirts?
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
Singin’ in a ring
Here is Marina Abramović’s Portrait with Scorpion (2005) We’re celebrating our...
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Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Christmas came early this year at Sartle headquarters!Dali’s super rare and super...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
As if I didn't love this show enough (critics of later seasons be damned!),...
Mae West Lips Sofa by Salvador Dali, in cross-influence with fashion guru Elsa...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
Pixar’s newest feature film Inside Out has been out in theaters for less than a...
It’s baa-aack.Scathing, clever and poignant as ever. BoJack Horseman Season 3 is...
Warhol takes the piss out of tradition
Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Men react to the friendzone
Feeding your dogs a diet of girls who friendzone you
Miss. Manners says murder at the dinner table is rude
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
