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Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
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This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Sigmund Freud's grandson, a mega womanizer who also liked to drink and fight
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
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It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
Is she choking her pussy?
The saddest nipple you'll ever see
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Not a Brunch menu special
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Groovy baby, yea! Party time, excellent! From Austin Powers, to Wayne’s World, to...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
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NOT hakuna matata
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Carnage above facts
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Guggenheim hooked it UP
Drunk on the job
Titania sleeping, Oberon creeping
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Taking the sun-spot in a lions’ den
Cupid's a latchkey kid
Another painting of Venus on break
A two for one deal
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Rinaldo can’t keep it in his pants
"Sleep"
Gay as a moonbeam
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
Sleeping Venus by Eustache Le Sueur
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Portrait of the tortured artist before he became a cliché
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The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
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Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
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Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
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Before we begin, let’s take a page out of Jan Steen’s book.
Despite our recent efforts to do right by “The Donald” by generously drafting up a...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
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One of the most controversial pieces in the art world, many consider this piece to...
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The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Don’t worry, no one slipped some acid into your drink earlier, but if they did, you...
RSAP has a great message. Sure, they get a little hyperbolic about just how much...
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Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
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Norman Rockwell, Freedom from Fear, 1943. Both the Easter narrative of...
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…and five epic Oscar losses. But he’s finally done it! Here’s how:
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Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Too school for cool
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
One depressing miscommunication
A walk on the beach
Fancy birthday presents
A sedimental work for a sentimental guy
Marching to the beat of her own drum
A stoner's dream
A techy tower
He barely tried
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
