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“Everything means nothing if I can’t have you…”
Could really hold a grudge
Literal love child
I just want to do something personal
One high-class whore
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Impregnated two of his models, married one of them, painted from a wheelchair
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It’s all about perspective
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The only good reason to join a cult
Baby won’t you light my fire
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Nothin' but the nasty
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Cupid, you are being gross
Shot through the heart
Venus and Cupid experiment with golden showers
The most malicious cherub you'll ever meet
Stuck in the asphalt with you
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
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Cupid's a latchkey kid
Click here for post-coital cuddles
Love or hate?
Step right up!
Morning in mid-Montmartre
Magritte doesn't get mad, he gets stabby
Cubist dream
With the help of a machine
The Devil Wears Prada meets My Girl
Hubba hubba
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Is she being coy or does he have bad breath?
He's not instilling fear in any pheasants
Don't lose your junior junior
Who’s to blame for the rococo revival?
On again off again fake
Married the model
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
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Ring around the rosie
Get your towels ready it's about to go down
2 dope queens
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
So about that American Dream…
Where did the time go?
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Sisters before mistresses
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
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SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
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Don’t make me summon the ancestors
It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
Too truisms
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
The end of the "holy" Roman empire
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
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Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
The greatest sacrifice
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Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
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RSAP has a great message. Sure, they get a little hyperbolic about just how much...
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Step into the 19th century French cafe for a sip of the green fairy this...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
Disaster art or disaster artist?
Trash to treasure
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J.K. Rowling couldn't make this stuff up.
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Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
If sexy Vermeer isn’t really working for ya, but you still want to rock the most...
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
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Animal Crossing is a peaceful escape into a world where tedious routine becomes fun...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
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Sleeping Venus by Eustache Le Sueur
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
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Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
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Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
Dude loved his dots
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Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
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If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Everyone loves a good heist movie, especially when the leading man is a hunk. But...
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
American People Series #19: U.S. Postage Stamp Commemorating the Advent of...
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
