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…and five epic Oscar losses. But he’s finally done it! Here’s how:
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Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
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sourceThe Man in the High Castle season 2, your next online TV addiction after The...
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In 1930s Paris, a fashion revolution was born. Empress of couture Elsa...
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SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
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