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“Everything means nothing if I can’t have you…”
Could really hold a grudge
Literal love child
One high-class whore
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
I just want to do something personal
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
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Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
Impregnated two of his models, married one of them, painted from a wheelchair
It’s all about perspective
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
The only good reason to join a cult
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Baby won’t you light my fire
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
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Nothin' but the nasty
Cupid, you are being gross
Shot through the heart
Venus and Cupid experiment with golden showers
The most malicious cherub you'll ever meet
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On my latest trip to the “BIG APPLE” (I heard that’s what real New Yorkers call it...
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Cupid's a latchkey kid
Click here for post-coital cuddles
Stuck in the asphalt with you
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Love or hate?
Step right up!
Morning in mid-Montmartre
The Devil Wears Prada meets My Girl
Hubba hubba
Magritte doesn't get mad, he gets stabby
Cubist dream
With the help of a machine
Is she being coy or does he have bad breath?
He's not instilling fear in any pheasants
Don't lose your junior junior
Who’s to blame for the rococo revival?
On again off again fake
Married the model
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
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Ring around the rosie
Get your towels ready it's about to go down
2 dope queens
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
So about that American Dream…
Where did the time go?
…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Sisters before mistresses
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
To me, Valentine’s Day is a day to shout ‘LOVE!’ from the rooftops....
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Beyoncé is no stranger to art history references as seen in her Formation video or...
SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
We love stories about stolen artworks. Here is a stolen art story that hit the...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub
Don’t make me summon the ancestors
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
The end of the "holy" Roman empire
Arnold Schwarzenegger by Robert Mapplethorpe at the Scottish National Gallery of...
Too truisms
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
The greatest sacrifice
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Since it opened in 1871, the San Francisco Art Institute has become an...
Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
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Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
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Many of my reviews are based off of my experiences as a shih tzu skeptic, a middle...
Step into the 19th century French cafe for a sip of the green fairy this...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Disaster art or disaster artist?
Trash to treasure
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Who doesn’t love the 4th of July? It’s our nation’s best excuse to fire up the...
J.K. Rowling couldn't make this stuff up.
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
If sexy Vermeer isn’t really working for ya, but you still want to rock the most...
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
Paolozzi as the god of art, fire, and other dangerous things? Photo by Ezinda...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Animal Crossing is a peaceful escape into a world where tedious routine becomes fun...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
Sleeping Venus by Eustache Le Sueur
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
Writing about boobs is one of our favorite jobs here at Sartle headquarters. While...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
Pronunciation: /ˌkaləˈpijēən/
Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
Amidst GOP debates on hand to penis size ratio (in other worlds, who has the...
Valentine’s Day can be a polarizing holiday. Romantic folk, like my roommate...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
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If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Everyone loves a good heist movie, especially when the leading man is a hunk. But...
Dude loved his dots
Camille Claudel is known for her narrative bronze and marble sculptures. She...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
If you’re getting married and you love art, then you’ve come to the right place....
American People Series #19: U.S. Postage Stamp Commemorating the Advent of...
We live in a cultural climate that defines things along High School Musical-esque...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
Takaya Miou, Love Thyself. Courtesy of the Honolulu Museum of Art. The...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Too school for cool
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
One depressing miscommunication
A walk on the beach
Fancy birthday presents
A sedimental work for a sentimental guy
Marching to the beat of her own drum
A stoner's dream
A techy tower
He barely tried
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
The artworld goes to seed
201 spheres in a big circus tent
Where Superman meets Sylvia Plath
Bless your heart
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
The ‘Evel’ Kinevel of the art scene
Sir Shameless
One of the best things about the art world is simply how surprising it...
Ghosts above the city
Not for the panic attack prone
Khan’t stop, won’t stop
Trespassing & Tiaras
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
If I could turn back ti-ime!
Literally *fire*
Rejoice comic book lovers! September 25th is National Comic Book Day (...
