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Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
Shown here with the tragically named baby North. Just kidding, no we haven’t! Kanye...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Kanye West received an honorary doctorate degree from the School of the Art...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Three-headed musician = daddy issues
Paint-ception
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Thought Michelangelo was overrated
Miley and Kim have a selfie showdown.Oh God, what have we done. Turns out the...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
Probably banged your girlfriend
The Sartle team had a madcap week running around Washington, DC and New York City...
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
The Sun's Son's Math
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
Miss. Manners says murder at the dinner table is rude
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
Have you met San Francisco’s most famous citizen, Karl? Karl the FOG, that...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
A year ago, Alexa.com did not rank Sartle at all because we did not have enough...
Five museums for the price of one
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
The Kiss is all I’ve ever wanted from you, Valentine. (By Gustav Klimt at the...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
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Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Sartle Team members from near and far tore themselves from their laptops and...
The Fluxus Movement was founded in 1960 by Lithuanian American artist George...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Every night with you is a Starry Night, Valentine. (By Vincent van Gogh at the...
via unimpressionism Realism can refer to two things: the representation of the...
Carlo Carrà, Funeral of the Anarchist Galli Beginning just nine years...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Earlier this fall, Tania and I had the amazing opportunity to travel to the East...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
This year de Stijl turns 100! A glorious year for primary color...
Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
A colorful feast
Villainous Treachery
Don’t worry, we will still be located at the fantastic Fort Mason Center...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
At the turn of the 20th century, creating art movements in Europe had...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to think up some creative present...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
It's the end of October, which can only mean one thing: Sartle's annual Pumpkin...
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Gimme those pearls
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
The United States in the 1940s and 1950s must not have been a fun time to be a...
It’s all about perspective
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
How to spot Lauren in the crowd? She’ll have a pair of Sartle glasses on her head...
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Target practice for Hitler's airforce
Imma start some drama
Forget tiny, this is world’s oddest violin
The one that got away
No need for art galleries when your closet is your own personal museum and the...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
What the visiting English Duke wants, the visiting English Duke gets
Sibling rivalry
All the single ladies!
When the sky hits your eye like a big pizza pie
Flavor that'll last longer than a piece of Fruit Stripe Gum
Diabeetus
Lusty ladies come to play
It runs in the family
Suspicious lack of togas
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
So what’s got museums’ panties in a bunch now? In a nutshell: President Trump’s...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
Test your art history chops with Sartle's exciting new quiz feature! Both fun and...
Picasso does Mary Cassatt
Up in smoke!
Even cassanovas can get depressed
The legend herself
Hello darkness (Casagemas), Picasso's old friend
The family that circuses together stays together
Right before Cubism went off the rails
Idyllic villas, an escape
Look at that cock
Mirror mirror on the wall
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
Minimalism was the art movement of many names – ABC Art, Object Art, Primary...
Three graces are better than one
If I could turn back ti-ime!
Graceful
Meat blender
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Singin’ in a ring
