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One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
Shown here with the tragically named baby North. Just kidding, no we haven’t! Kanye...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Kanye West received an honorary doctorate degree from the School of the Art...
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Paint-ception
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Thought Michelangelo was overrated
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Miley and Kim have a selfie showdown.Oh God, what have we done. Turns out the...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
Probably banged your girlfriend
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
Feeding your dogs a diet of girls who friendzone you
Five museums for the price of one
Have you met San Francisco’s most famous citizen, Karl? Karl the FOG, that...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
The Sartle team had a madcap week running around Washington, DC and New York City...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
The Kiss is all I’ve ever wanted from you, Valentine. (By Gustav Klimt at the...
Every night with you is a Starry Night, Valentine. (By Vincent van Gogh at the...
Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
via unimpressionism Realism can refer to two things: the representation of the...
Carlo Carrà, Funeral of the Anarchist Galli Beginning just nine years...
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This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
The Fluxus Movement was founded in 1960 by Lithuanian American artist George...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Sartle Team members from near and far tore themselves from their laptops and...
A year ago, Alexa.com did not rank Sartle at all because we did not have enough...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
A colorful feast
Earlier this fall, Tania and I had the amazing opportunity to travel to the East...
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
Villainous Treachery
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
Don’t worry, we will still be located at the fantastic Fort Mason Center...
At the turn of the 20th century, creating art movements in Europe had...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to think up some creative present...
Gimme those pearls
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
It’s all about perspective
Target practice for Hitler's airforce
Imma start some drama
Forget tiny, this is world’s oddest violin
The one that got away
It's the end of October, which can only mean one thing: Sartle's annual Pumpkin...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
This year de Stijl turns 100! A glorious year for primary color...
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
The United States in the 1940s and 1950s must not have been a fun time to be a...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
How to spot Lauren in the crowd? She’ll have a pair of Sartle glasses on her head...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
Suspicious lack of togas
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
Promiscuous people have feelings too
Double the sadness, none of the fun
Storm's a'brewin'?
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
Picasso does Mary Cassatt
Up in smoke!
Even cassanovas can get depressed
The legend herself
Hello darkness (Casagemas), Picasso's old friend
The family that circuses together stays together
Three-headed musician = daddy issues
Right before Cubism went off the rails
Idyllic villas, an escape
Look at that cock
Mirror mirror on the wall
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
No need for art galleries when your closet is your own personal museum and the...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
"Liberated" from Mr. Siemens
Keep your budget tight and your circles tighter
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
Who you calling a degenerate? When we say “degenerate” in art history, we...
Stolen and recovered in no time at all
Oh so sad
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Squares are people too
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
Test your art history chops with Sartle's exciting new quiz feature! Both fun and...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Minimalism was the art movement of many names – ABC Art, Object Art, Primary...
More than just delicious desserts
Two women who don't want to talk to you
2 dope queens
To kill a nightingale
They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you
Lit by divinity
She’s not like other Virgins
That darn cat
Singin’ in a ring
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
So what’s got museums’ panties in a bunch now? In a nutshell: President Trump’s...
Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Scary or sexy?
Beer goggles gone wrong
Where he got his start
