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One day you may see Kanye’s nipples. But it is not this day.Welcome to Part Two of...
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
If Kanye wants to be like Pablo, we can make that happen.Say what you want about...
Welcome to Part Three of the Sartle Remix for The Life of Pablo. We’re celebrating...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
Shown here with the tragically named baby North. Just kidding, no we haven’t! Kanye...
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Kanye West received an honorary doctorate degree from the School of the Art...
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Paint-ception
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Thought Michelangelo was overrated
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Miley and Kim have a selfie showdown.Oh God, what have we done. Turns out the...
Francesco Fragomeni and Chris Limbrick started recreating famous works of art using...
Probably banged your girlfriend
This just in: Sartle makes new friends! Amelia, Victoria, and...
Tania and I were desperate for a “day” off and decided a tour of the mid-west was...
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
When we left off in Part 1, we were certain of the inevitable end of Bey Z. To be...
Five museums for the price of one
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
Feeding your dogs a diet of girls who friendzone you
Have you met San Francisco’s most famous citizen, Karl? Karl the FOG, that...
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
This music video by Hold Your Horses! is a great way for you to spread your...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
The Sartle team had a madcap week running around Washington, DC and New York City...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
The Kiss is all I’ve ever wanted from you, Valentine. (By Gustav Klimt at the...
Every night with you is a Starry Night, Valentine. (By Vincent van Gogh at the...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
via unimpressionism Realism can refer to two things: the representation of the...
Carlo Carrà, Funeral of the Anarchist Galli Beginning just nine years...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
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Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
Mannerism is the -ism that followed the sophisticated High Renaissance and...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
If you love Percy Jackson and the Olympians as much as I do, you will fall head...
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
The Fluxus Movement was founded in 1960 by Lithuanian American artist George...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Sartle Team members from near and far tore themselves from their laptops and...
A year ago, Alexa.com did not rank Sartle at all because we did not have enough...
A colorful feast
Earlier this fall, Tania and I had the amazing opportunity to travel to the East...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
Villainous Treachery
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
Don’t worry, we will still be located at the fantastic Fort Mason Center...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
At the turn of the 20th century, creating art movements in Europe had...
Every culture has a golden age of artmaking. It’s a time when the stars align:...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
It’s that time of year again, folks. Time to think up some creative present...
Gimme those pearls
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
It’s all about perspective
It's the end of October, which can only mean one thing: Sartle's annual Pumpkin...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
This year de Stijl turns 100! A glorious year for primary color...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
Target practice for Hitler's airforce
Imma start some drama
Forget tiny, this is world’s oddest violin
The one that got away
The United States in the 1940s and 1950s must not have been a fun time to be a...
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
How to spot Lauren in the crowd? She’ll have a pair of Sartle glasses on her head...
We (Sartle) are always on the prowl for new ways to bigly share our great love for...
Suspicious lack of togas
The post-World War II period of the late 1940s to 1950s onward saw not only just a...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
Promiscuous people have feelings too
Double the sadness, none of the fun
Storm's a'brewin'?
Not to be confused with deliciously hipster lager Can you even...
The neighborhood of Harlem in New York City is home to many great things –...
Need a gift to delight/impress your art-loving friend/S.O./sibling/parent, or...
No need for art galleries when your closet is your own personal museum and the...
It’s cool Schmidt, we don’t know what kids are up to these days either. If your kid...
Picasso does Mary Cassatt
Up in smoke!
Even cassanovas can get depressed
The legend herself
Hello darkness (Casagemas), Picasso's old friend
The family that circuses together stays together
Three-headed musician = daddy issues
Right before Cubism went off the rails
Idyllic villas, an escape
Look at that cock
Mirror mirror on the wall
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
We’re obsessed with Game of Thrones this season, and are thanking the old...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
"Liberated" from Mr. Siemens
Keep your budget tight and your circles tighter
Who you calling a degenerate? When we say “degenerate” in art history, we...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
Test your art history chops with Sartle's exciting new quiz feature! Both fun and...
Minimalism was the art movement of many names – ABC Art, Object Art, Primary...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
More than just delicious desserts
Stolen and recovered in no time at all
Oh so sad
Watch now
Squares are people too
Two women who don't want to talk to you
2 dope queens
To kill a nightingale
They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you
Lit by divinity
She’s not like other Virgins
That darn cat
Singin’ in a ring
Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
So what’s got museums’ panties in a bunch now? In a nutshell: President Trump’s...
Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! By the way, did you know your turkey is...
It’s electric!
Jarring obsession
To gaze or not to gaze?
The circle of life
Literal food porn
Friendly neighborhood brewer
Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Scary or sexy?
Beer goggles gone wrong
Where he got his start
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Secret lives of gay prostitutes
