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February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Before things got ugly life was very good
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I didn't say "Let them eat cake"
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Frenemies
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Before they hated each other's guts
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A hotter mascot than the Pope
English people are snobs
Who is she?
When you look good, we look good (and we get paid)
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
Prince Heinrich...so hot right now
Voted most popular, class of 1795
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French portrait inception
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You wish you could be this cool
Marie Antoinette's best friend....possibly with benefits
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Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Taking one for the team
A mama's girl
Not to be confused with Xena the Warrior Princess, Lucy Lawless.
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"Greatest French artist of all time" - Louis XIV
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
Long names and titles
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
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Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Is...that how you do it?
Stockbroker's daughter who wowed Degas
Extreme performance artist
The unmentioned pre-Raphaelite sister
Girl Boss
Not suitable for children
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Matchy-matchy
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
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Bad beezy
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
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A teacher's nightmare
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After 200 years we have the truth
To kill a nightingale
Not an itsy bitsy spider
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Conga line from hell
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People should pay more attention to their walls
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Calling all cynical pessimists!
Portrait of a penis?
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If at first you don’t succeed, starve
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Early morning, emotional promise
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See and be seen
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Pinky out for tea
Get your hair done
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Foot fetish anyone?
Girl, your calluses are out of control!
Toilette humor
The girl who just wanted a bath
Barely made it through World War II with the help of some sandbags
Michael Jackson style mothering on a boat!
Creepy child stare
Mary's favorite subject
Henry VIII's first born, what a disappointment
"Thanks, I hate it"
Modernism joins the circus
Sweet baby Jesus
Lost and found
The doctor is in
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Special delivery
Beloved wife, sort of...
Can we get some privacy, please
Don't mess with this kid
Third time's the charm
Crack that whip
Someone needs a first amendment refresher
The other Mary
Get a clue
Bound to appear, for hundreds of years
A mystery lady
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American People Series #19: U.S. Postage Stamp Commemorating the Advent of...
Couldn't have been a grocery list
OUCH
This woman don’t need no man
Mary's big bro
Sister, Sister: Bible Edition
Jesus is in the kitchen?!
Wait 'til you get a load of this guy
Oh my Goddesses
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Bless your heart
Countess, confidante, and tester of men
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Mary Poppins?
Does it make you randy baby?
Cultural appropriation at its finest
Live easels
A cute outfit can't save you
Girl crush
So get ready!
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Stuff Rich People Own
One high-class whore
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Sexy stocking stuffers
“No one will even see it…”
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
Total poser
The past is female
Deep, dark humor
How times have changed...
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From portraitist to executioner?
Mo money, mo problems
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Freaky families
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Don't call it a comeback
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Even firecrackers run out of energy eventually
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The sun never sets on Turner’s legacy
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If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
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The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
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Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
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Isamu Noguchi by Winold Reiss at the National Portrait Gallery (Washington)
Maman by Louise Bourgeois
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Swirly girly
Unlike so many of the countless women artists cast aside by art history, Berthe...
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In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
Last Saturday, while making my way through a frenzy of de Young Museum...
Four feet of pure wildfire
Born into a lucky time
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In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...