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This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Probably banged your girlfriend
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
This week, behold Mark Rothko’s Orange, Red, Yellow.
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
This week, behold Leonardo da Vinci’s Salvator Mundi.
Welcome to Part Four, the grande finale of the epic Sartle Remix for The Life of...
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Target practice for Hitler's airforce
Imma start some drama
Forget tiny, this is world’s oddest violin
Paint-ception
The one that got away
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Welcome back to Think Before You Ink, a series where we show the worst of the worst...
Picasso does Mary Cassatt
Up in smoke!
Even cassanovas can get depressed
The legend herself
Hello darkness (Casagemas), Picasso's old friend
The family that circuses together stays together
Three-headed musician = daddy issues
Right before Cubism went off the rails
Idyllic villas, an escape
Look at that cock
Mirror mirror on the wall
Prussian Blue for your dead mate
As we approach the one-year anniversary of COVID lockdown in San Francisco,...
Stolen and recovered in no time at all
Oh so sad
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Squares are people too
Should have been called "nude mistress in a red chair"
Scary or sexy?
Beer goggles gone wrong
Where he got his start
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
Last week, our across-the-way pal Gallery 308 opened for its inaugural exhibition,...
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Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
Cubism was one of the first -isms to hit our collective senses in the twentieth-...
Harlequin Head by Pablo Picasso
Every night with you is a Starry Night, Valentine. (By Vincent van Gogh at the...
I had a hearty laugh watching Toy Story some 20 years later and finally getting...
The Kiss is all I’ve ever wanted from you, Valentine. (By Gustav Klimt at the...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
There’s only a month left to find a Valentine (if you don’t already...
Nude Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso
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Great things are done by a series of small things brought together. - Vincent van...
In California Chrome’s bid to win the Triple Crown (would’ve been the...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Okay, so maybe fashion isn’t super intellectual in the way astrophysics is and it...
She does sound like a pretty nice person and a great mom so there is that…..
What’s up Sartle people? We decided to be a little less mainstream this year and...
I’m not saying Hamilton the Musical saved Alexander Hamilton’s face from getting...
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
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Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
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Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
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You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
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While we at Sartle fancy ourselves pioneers of art history humor, we know that for...
We’re drooling over this clever shirt featuring our favorite crime-fighting...
At Sartle, we choo-choo-choose you! Saying I’m not a big fan of corporate holidays...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
PUPPPPPPPPYYYY!!!! Sorry, no puppies in boxes this year, but perhaps a...
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Depression is a nasty condition. Most of the time it leaves you feeling...
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Singin’ in a ring
Who needs shirts?
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
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Alexander the Great and Campaspe in the Studio of Apelles by Giovanni Battista...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
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Welcome to Death Do Us Art, an online bridal expo for art lovers.I’ve found five...
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Christmas came early this year at Sartle headquarters!Dali’s super rare and super...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
As if I didn't love this show enough (critics of later seasons be damned!),...
Mae West Lips Sofa by Salvador Dali, in cross-influence with fashion guru Elsa...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
Warhol takes the piss out of tradition
Pixar’s newest feature film Inside Out has been out in theaters for less than a...
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Autumn is fast upon us, and you know what that means! Warm beverage season is...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
Men react to the friendzone
Feeding your dogs a diet of girls who friendzone you
Miss. Manners says murder at the dinner table is rude
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
"Mom! You're embarrassing me!"
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
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After a deep investigation, Team Sartle has discovered the infamous, elusive, great...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
Art will always be a medium of self-expression and experimentation. During the last...
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Starting February 27th and running until July 21, 2019, the Berkeley Art...
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The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
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We are excited to announce that Sartle has created a trivia game, and it is now...
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X” Marks the Spot
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Andy Warhol. Self-Portrait with Skull, 1977. When I think of Andy Warhol, it’s all...
Let some of the most romantic artist couples of all time inspire your LOVE this...
At the turn of the 20th century, creating art movements in Europe had...
Misere is widespread depression caused specifically by the painful juxtaposition of...
By the end of the nineteenth century, artists were absorbing the lessons and...
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Image: Jacob Lawrence. From The Migration Series, 1940-41. At MOMA. February 2016...
Whether you paced yourself or binged the entire new season of the...
Imagine all of Einstein’s writings, jottings, and mathematical theorems in crayon...
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
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Eli and Edythe Broad are two of America’s top rock star philanthropists. You may...
Carlo Carrà, Funeral of the Anarchist Galli Beginning just nine years...
From The Story of Nastagio degli Onesti (Part I) by Sandro Botticelli in the Prado.
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As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
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“That painting looks so realistic” is not something most viewers would say of an...
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Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
Andy Warhol called her “the first girl artist with glamour.” A random admirer said...
On the eve of the 2017 Primetime Emmys, we at Sartle recall our longstanding...
Here the Renaissance-turtles (Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, and Donatello) enjoy...
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SOURCESeriously credentialed French officials are proclaiming that a painting found...
Recently, millionaire real estate magnate Tim Gurner gave some helpful advice to...
Two years ago, the Fine Arts Museums of San Francisco put on a show...
Gustav Klimt and his Viennese beauties come to us via the Legion...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
“You get what you get,” Sarah Lucas hurriedly blurts out when passed the nearly...
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Jules Tavernier’s representations of the Elem Pomo culture might be over one...
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Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
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Ooooh yeah, time for prezzies! Art history lovers are all about human...
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Ever been curious about what goes on in those fancy MFA programs, but don't have...
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Mental health issues restrict an artist’s ability to create. But, art can also...
Pumpkins are everywhere this season. On our doorsteps, in our coffee, in every...
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Crazy architecture and a rocking view
[Venice. Mrs. Peggy Guggenheim in her palace on the Grand Canal, 1950 by David...
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Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
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People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
So here we are with the second part of our story, Catching Fire. When we left...
Rococ-oh myyyyy! It looks like a little bit of seduction has arrived...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
To Diego Rivera, “America” meant: “the territory included between the two ice...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
The newest exhibition at the Asian Art Museum advertises itself as an engagement of...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
I’m visiting my parents in San Francisco and, like all children of parents on the...
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. - Leonardo da Vinci
Getting to the Chichu Museum in Naoshima like... The Chichu...
Many of my reviews are based off of my experiences as a shih tzu skeptic, a middle...
In January 2014, my husband and I traveled to Italy, stopping in Rome, Florence,...
SOURCEThe brand spankin’ new redesign has haters, sure, but we think it’s seven...
This week we have The Temptation of Saint Anthony by Salvador Dali, housed in the...
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
The Legion of Honor's new exhibit Gods in Color: Polychromy in the...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
