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Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
YUUGE NEWS! Donald J. Trump is now a Sartle social media correspondent! Corrupt...
This week, behold Francis Bacon’s Three Studies of Lucian Freud.
The Death of Marat by Jacques-Louis David at the Royal Museums of Fine Arts of...
Sigmund Freud's grandson, a mega womanizer who also liked to drink and fight
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It’s probably because artists don’t have the burden of a 9-5 gig. I mean, not only...
Is she choking her pussy?
The saddest nipple you'll ever see
Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Not a Brunch menu special
A series in which Lauren shows just how awful she is by combining crude text...
Groovy baby, yea! Party time, excellent! From Austin Powers, to Wayne’s World, to...
One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
This portrait of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is not quite as flattering as you...
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Shop til' Ya Drop
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
NOT hakuna matata
Carnage above facts
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Taking the sun-spot in a lions’ den
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Watch now
In 2011, the United Nations declared that July 30 would forever be known as the...
Guggenheim hooked it UP
Drunk on the job
Titania sleeping, Oberon creeping
Cupid's a latchkey kid
Another painting of Venus on break
A two for one deal
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
“We thought the best way to help people understand Van Gogh’s life was to...
Rinaldo can’t keep it in his pants
"Sleep"
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Gay as a moonbeam
Welsh model/reality TV star Imogen Thomas sparked a Twitter war over her...
Sleeping Venus by Eustache Le Sueur
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Portrait of the tortured artist before he became a cliché
Surrealism was the natural next step after the fluster-cuck that was Cubism. It...
The Sleeping Gypsy by Henri Rousseau at Museum of Modern ArtHappy, happy birthday...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
With that in mind, Sartle’s officially, if reluctantly, come to the decision that...
In Ezra Koenig’s new Netflix anime series, Neo Yokio, a demon enters the...
Last week, Sartle was invited to the Director’s Breakfast at the de Young...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
They’re coming for your books. Biblioclasm is the practice of...
I’d be blue too if a rich artist made $100k off my photo. Photo @doedeerePablo...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Modern art is experimental and innovative, as artists respond creatively to a world...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
It’s important to note: the Romantic Art Movement has nothing to do with...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
If you’re looking for a strange getaway to a tiny desert island of...
66 years ago today, the world was introduced to the psychedelic masterpiece...
The Legion of Honor's new exhibit Gods in Color: Polychromy in the...
One must always wear proper headgear when going into sports battle.The Superbowl is...
Photo courtesy of Classical Art MemesThis past Sunday was the 88th Academy Awards...
Christmas came early this year at Sartle headquarters!Dali’s super rare and super...
Pictures of beaches, fancy dinners, and people “exercising” aside, I’m...
As of 5:30 PM BST on Wednesday September 9, 2015 (that’s 9:30 am for us Yanks on...
Last Thursday evening I had the pleasure of attending an action-packed (!)...
So what’s got museums’ panties in a bunch now? In a nutshell: President Trump’s...
These masked reptiles are full of sage advice. I’m sure you’ve all...
Before we begin, let’s take a page out of Jan Steen’s book.
Despite our recent efforts to do right by “The Donald” by generously drafting up a...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
July 17th will be the 60th Anniversary of Disneyland’s Opening Day! As a kid, I...
One of the most controversial pieces in the art world, many consider this piece to...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
The artistic collaboration between Kanye West and George Condo is akin to that...
We here at Sartle are super(naturally) excited for the much anticipated return of...
Art will always be a medium of self-expression and experimentation. During the last...
Bow down, witches, ‘cus the Sartle team has carved the best jack-o-...
Reynolda House Museum of American Art is one of our Nation’s most venerable...
Kanye West received an honorary doctorate degree from the School of the Art...
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Don’t worry, no one slipped some acid into your drink earlier, but if they did, you...
RSAP has a great message. Sure, they get a little hyperbolic about just how much...
Disclaimer: This article contains amazon affiliate links. Can any biographer...
Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
On a beautiful Tuesday afternoon, John Cappetta and I made our merry way over...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Norman Rockwell, Freedom from Fear, 1943. Both the Easter narrative of...
Fall fashion events around the world have strutted to a close in Paris and I’m left...
You can fake a lot of things. Orgasms, boobs, degrees. And paintings, of course....
As if I didn't love this show enough (critics of later seasons be damned!),...
(Source: Aniplex) In Delightworks's mobile game Fate Grand...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
…and five epic Oscar losses. But he’s finally done it! Here’s how:
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
This year de Stijl turns 100! A glorious year for primary color...
Tarantism (n.): a psychological condition characterized by an...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
Self-Portrait with Japanese Print by Vincent van Gogh Bipolar disorder,...
Sometime between using the “1-Click” function on Amazon, buying groceries at...
Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Calling all cynical pessimists!
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
A victim of the urban housing crisis
Too school for cool
Could be an ad for a Life Alert commercial
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
But especially vices
Netflix and chill...with Buddha
One depressing miscommunication
A walk on the beach
Fancy birthday presents
A sedimental work for a sentimental guy
Marching to the beat of her own drum
A stoner's dream
A techy tower
He barely tried
What do Henri Matisse and Ellen DeGeneres have in common?
The artworld goes to seed
201 spheres in a big circus tent
Where Superman meets Sylvia Plath
Bless your heart
The best scene in Woody Allen’s movie "Midnight in Paris" takes place in the...
It’s tough to be a princess in art history, pop culture, or even in real life. ...
We didn’t think anything could top Beyoncé’s Formation video until we watched her...
You can be part of it right now with the opening of the groundbreaking...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
And, with so much art (and art related fare) also available on those journeys, we...
Is there a name more iconic than Guggenheim? Most of us are likely familiar...
Happy Halloween! Since this is the season of zombies, vampires and ghosts...
Halloween’s got something for everyone. There’s the best parties this side of New...
Ghosts above the city
Not for the panic attack prone
Khan’t stop, won’t stop
Trespassing & Tiaras
The day that is NOT Mexican Independence Day and IS the celebration of the Mexican...
February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Put on your bowler hat and take a trip to Magritte’s world....
If I could turn back ti-ime!
Literally *fire*
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Vincent van Gogh, The Yellow House, 1888, Van Gogh Museum....
What does Red look like? Fire truck Red. A bright Red fire truck in a...
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
Ccontrary to social media’s endorsements, “liking” a photograph isn’t the same as...
Scorsese’s ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ got us thinking: who did people turn to for...
The Sartle team is beyond thrilled to be flying up to Portland today to visit the...
Perspective, in a nutshell, is how much space/distance is shown in a 2D...
The 20th season of The Bachelor just wrapped up, with software salesman Ben Higgins...
Mickalene Thomas, Sista Sista Lady Blue, 2007, San Francisco Museum of Modern Art...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
The middle dress in the image above is the one that was originally posted on tumblr...
Claude Monet, The Japanese Footbridge, 1899, National Gallery of Art, Washington D....
It doesn’t get much better than a Bachelor-art-history mashup.Hopefully you caught...
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Thomas Cole, The Oxbow, 1836 The Hudson River was a group of New York-based...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
French painter Francois Boucher famously proclaimed that “Nature is too green and...
Valentine’s Day can be a polarizing holiday. Romantic folk, like my roommate...
Seated Woman by Henri MatisseIn happy art news, a painting stolen from renowned art...
What makes a good movie great? A trip to the museum, that’s what. To...
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Snapchat is basically a social media machine for stalking people’s ...
From the walls of the world’s great museums, to the dusky halls of the stately...
sourceThe Man in the High Castle season 2, your next online TV addiction after The...
Christopher Columbus was not the man your grade school teachers told you about...
The color blue brings a lot of things to mind - the blue sky, blue-ribbon winners,...
Rococo is an ornamental style of art and interior design which originated in...
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
Bill Clinton was hanging out with his pal George W. Bush last week and made...
Think of Romanticism as the emo kids of the 19th century. While...
MuseumHack, an energetic bunch of nerds famous for giving the world’s...
Something very strange was going on in Italy around the turn of the 16th century....
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
But, we love arbitrary holidays, like #NationalBirdDay, more. Obviously, we have...
Many of my reviews are based off of my experiences as a shih tzu skeptic, a middle...
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
The third season of Broad City airs tonight and we can’t wait to see what our...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
“For me, a landscape does not exist in its own right, since its appearance changes...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
But, if your entire instagram feed is of your duck-lipped face you might wanna slow...
Mel Brimfield, This is Performance Art, 2011, C-print Ah, performance artists...
What happens when you add a fat cat to some of the world’s most famous artworks?...
Isamu Noguchi by Winold Reiss at the National Portrait Gallery (Washington)
Oops, my hand slipped. See the previous dino-invaded artworks and hold onto your...
We love getting new contributors and we’d like to introduce you to one of them:...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
Who says Republicans don’t support the arts? In recent years, the conservative...
Sweet summer is on the horizon and here at the Sartle office we’re already making...
The lovely people at the Asian Art Museum in San Francisco recently invited...
One very not cool thing about the Met: it’s on half of the planet’s short-list...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
Bigger, Badder, and More Realistic If you like hot bods, ugly babies, and...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
Yes, you read that right. And why shouldn’t we celebrate the porcelain ...
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
Dadaism was created with the intention of turning both the art world and the...
Obama has his reasons for making fun of art history and it’s all this posts fault....
By the way, for every picture posted on various social media platforms and tagged...
In the beginning, there was darkness… Tohubohu, according to the Merriam-...
Gertrude Stein was an American author, known for her Paris salon of writers and...
The term “The Orient” was coined in the 19th century, defined by the region...
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
The immortal Zsa Zsa Gabor.We recently brought you zany quotes from Hollywood...
The Oscars are nigh, and the agents of cinematic fortune have gifted the world’s...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
May the force be with you.So I don’t know about you guys, but I know A LOT of...
Crying Girl by Roy LichtensteinWelcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle...
People Magazine has decided Blake Shelton is the “2017 Sexiest Man Alive”...
Hear ye, hear ye: “Miss Piggy to receive feminist award,” squeals girl power blog...
If you’ve ever carried something cumbersome and metal in a narrow space (say,...
A Boy and a Girl with a Cat and an Eel by Judith Leyster
Who you calling a degenerate? When we say “degenerate” in art history, we...
Jan Miense Molenaer, the Kylie Jenner of his generation. So if you’re all about ...
This Wednesday, Sartle is crushing on some serious babes. We’re talking Lily...
Flaming June by Frederic Leighton at the Ponce Museum of Art
From The Story of Nastagio degli Onesti (Part I) by Sandro Botticelli in the Prado.
