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Rich diplomat/artist, loved fleshy girls, married a 16 year old when he was 53
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Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
When you're the god of wine you get to drink from a huge glass
The First Date
Eat first, sex later
Delete the bits about rape and incest, and this could be a story out of Harry Potter
Can "Jacked Renaissance Babies" become a thing?
Three graces are better than one
Listen to your girlfriend. Especially if she's magic.
It came back positive
Queen got your tongue?
A Rubens sandwich of babies and anti-war sentiment
Stick it to The Man
And they say snacking after dinner is sinful
Always wear your seat belt
A literal hellscape
Conveniently peaceful portrait
A little to the left, no, to the right
"You're tearing me apart!"
When men were muscley, women were soft, and there were only four continents
Snack time
And that is how we got the constellation Gemini
Rubens' fighting fleshlight
Baby Herc nips the nip
When the punishment doesn't fit the crime
Just a martyr girl gang
Heyyy
I’m riding that hippo first!
Apparently there's no food chain in heaven
Genoa's fanciest
Always the centaur of attention
Painting the patron
Paint me in too, old buddy
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Familial murder and godly revenge
A great painter's quest away from painting
The Earl goes bankrupt on art
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Just when we thought we couldn’t possibly see any more of Lady Gaga, she proves us...
Diana and Callisto by Peter Paul Rubens at the Prado Museum
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
“As you get older, the questions come down to about two or three. How long? And...
Don't call it a comeback
When Doves Cry
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
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1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
As far as rare natural phenomena go, the total eclipse is probably in the...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
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Sorry to say that Christopher Lee died this week at 93. Modern Audiences and Comic...
I hate you, please go away. (Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemesia Gentileschi...
Our awesome website has a magnifying view for each and every image we’ve added and...
It’s the Lunar New Year, and as you may know, this year we are ushering in the...
This past Tuesday we were treated to the highly anticipated Democratic debate. In...
But what would Banksy buy? How about Henri Toulous-Lautrec? Frida Kahlo? Given the...
In the bestseller The Goldfinch the New York Metropolitan Museum is bombed and 13-...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
Last year we provided you with some art-themed Valentines to give to your Valentine...
This will be a strange world without Jon Stewart on The Daily Show. But we’ll...
All right, all right no need to be crabby Cancers, it’s finally your month! Heh,...
It's taxidermatological
Savvy politician and ladies' man
Death's photographer
Provocative painter, all-around survivor
Hypebeast or hipster?
Where's that dam photo?
Big Daddy of it all
His poop took down a power line in Berne
Wore a spiky helmet, just like Bismarck
Not a sports guy
Britain's most hated artist
Wanderlust for Western Canada
Boho Chic
On the dot
Rub elbows with Hollywood's elite
Drama, drama, drama
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
Badass portrait painter
Balling all over the world
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Possibly cut off van Gogh's ear
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
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If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
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Whether inadvertently or as part of a master plan for world takeover, Kim...
Baroque art started because the Catholics got all jealous that people were...
Do what you're good at
The Baroque is a strange and wonderful movement that was created and marketed...
Christian Louboutin and photographer Peter Lippmann have such a love affair...
Self Portrait with Thorn Necklace and Hummingbird by Frida Kahlo at the Harry...
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
Bacchus and Ariadne by Titian at the The National Gallery (London)
Para el Cambio
Power of a flower
Brains and beauty
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Cezanne's bad boy phase
Between the sheets
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
Don’t worry if everyone says STEM is the only field hiring and that a liberal arts...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
See you at poker night
Have a holly jolly Christmas
Swim anyone?
Bluebird singing
To catch a predator
Phew, that was close.
Whoops He Pinned it Again
How you like them apples?
Weird science
Modern dance mama
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
Beyond Gauguin & evil
Jesus got jaundice
Penny for her thoughts
Cavorting with prostitutes in Arles
Beheadings in the Pacific
A carnival for the kids
"Fish are friends, not food"
Is Jeff Koons taking on collaborations with open arms or awkward hand...
Cloned but not forgotten
Balling with Garfield
The ineffective president
The bachelor president
So this is why they call them blueprints
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
(Image from arunadsouza) Hide the boobies! In recent art news, Pablo Picasso’s The...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
Paul was a bit of a horndog
Art thieves caught red handed
Teaching aide
Waity Katie no more!
That's one melancholic Madame
Talent out the wazoo
Cross-Dresser Extraordinaire
Accidental POTUS
Twenty-seven, Balling
Stalwart no more
More like Honest Babe
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
Vincent van Gogh, A Wheatfield with Cypresses, 1889. In Robert Frost’s...
Swastikas were ok at the time
Angel of Assassination
Two women who don't want to talk to you
Because, Hitler
Baller Jesus
Note: the actual event was a bit less serene
It’s all about perspective
Footloose in French Polynesia
Falling for the same gal
Why is there a meat cleaver in my head?
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Monet: The Early Years gives visitors the chance to track the artist’s growth...
He's bad
Behind the Scenes at Arles
Portrait-ception
Cézanne's remix
From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
Unfinished business
Highly disturbing
A star is born
You’ve been sitting at home in your sweatpants in the dark for days, binge-watching...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
What is a garden? Artist Cathy Lu explores this surprisingly multi-faceted concept...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Paul and Keanu's Excellent Adventure
A bit creepier than a friendship bracelet
Cultural appropriation at its finest
