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February 2016 marks the opening of Vigee Le Brun: Woman Artist in Revolutionary...
Self-portrait in a straw hat by Vigee Le Brun, in the National Gallery, London.They...
Before things got ugly life was very good
What most people think they know about Marie Antoinette could fill...
Mean Girls turns ten and we all cry about how old we've gotten. YAY! But it...
Happy Bastille Day, everyone! It happens ten days after the 4th of July in France...
I didn't say "Let them eat cake"
Ex-nun, harassed for painting without a license, official painter of Marie Antoinette
Another unsuccessful rebranding attempt for Marie-Antoinette
Ever wondered about Marie Antoinette’s penchant for roses? Or why Frida Kahlo liked...
It’s tough to be a princess in art history, pop culture, or even in real life. ...
Little backstory for the gentiles: Purim is basically the Jewish Halloween. We...
Frenemies
Who said that you can’t be a mother and an artist at the same time? ...
Recently, millionaire real estate magnate Tim Gurner gave some helpful advice to...
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It is the (second) most wonderful time of the year: Halloween. Whether you’re...
Before they hated each other's guts
Ahh, Versailles, the disgustingly opulent palace of French royals, and boy is it...
A hotter mascot than the Pope
English people are snobs
Who is she?
When you look good, we look good (and we get paid)
Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
Another March has come and gone. If you’ve been saving up Sartle posts all month...
Prince Heinrich...so hot right now
Voted most popular, class of 1795
Price channels his inner Salome, a la Hans Cranach the Younger in this publicity...
This cult ‘90s movie made a lasting impression, inspiring terrifying fashion trends...
French portrait inception
The Carters’ newest music video is a work of art. R&B/hip-hop...
Twenty years ago on December 19, 1997, Titanic splashed onto the big...
Are your eyes bleeding from binge watching the entirety of Orange Is the New Black...
Artemisia Gentileschi. Mary Magdalene in Ecstasy, ca. 1620-25. Oil on canvas,...
Yesterday, we presented you with 6 influential African American artists in art...
You wish you could be this cool
Yay! It’s time for my fellow Aries babies, born between March 20 to April 20 we’re...
Marie Antoinette's best friend....possibly with benefits
Before there was OkCupid, there was The Cupid Seller by Joseph-Marie...
Acclaimed art collector Shawn “Jay Z” Carter once wisely said, “I bought some...
Taking one for the team
A mama's girl
Not to be confused with Xena the Warrior Princess, Lucy Lawless.
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One thing art teachers never tell you in school is that sometimes the next best...
"Greatest French artist of all time" - Louis XIV
Fashion Alert! Harajuku girls invade Hawaii! The Honolulu Museum of...
Long names and titles
Peter Paul Rubens, Hercules's Dog Discovers Purple Dye, ca. 1636, Musée...
Happy Halloween! Since this is the season of zombies, vampires and ghosts...
Feminist art theory emerged in the 60s in the midst of the Civil Rights Movement...
Is...that how you do it?
Stockbroker's daughter who wowed Degas
Extreme performance artist
The unmentioned pre-Raphaelite sister
Girl Boss
Not suitable for children
You don’t have to be a kid to recognize these goofy yellow bundles of joy. Minions...
Matchy-matchy
Whether it’s your favorite excuse to be romantic or it’s just another...
Shia LeBeouf, is that you?
Bad beezy
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp by Rembrandt van Rijn and Woman at her...
A teacher's nightmare
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There is such a cliche about artists and madness. Perhaps there’s a bit of truth to...
Who on this list got kitschy ties? Happy Father’s Day! It’s that special...
After 200 years we have the truth
To kill a nightingale
Not an itsy bitsy spider
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Conga line from hell
Picture books can be one of the best formats for imparting a love of art and...
Sartle can get a little carried away reppin’ San Francisco. The Bay is, after all,...
Calling all cynical pessimists!
People should pay more attention to their walls
Portrait of a penis?
More like Louise LOLer
Well here we are–it’s the end of a franchise an era. The last Hunger Games...
If at first you don’t succeed, starve
Just a few things about me: I love cuddles and all things sexy, which I make...
See and be seen
Clean babies are patriotic!
Pinky out for tea
Get your hair done
Early morning, emotional promise
Home (not so) sweet home
In her honor, we were able to gain access to the Carter Family Portrait Gallery,...
Pastels just might be the most underrated medium in all of art history. You rarely...
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…one film that got lost in the shuffle stateside was Belle, an unlikely...
Foot fetish anyone?
Girl, your calluses are out of control!
Toilette humor
The girl who just wanted a bath
Barely made it through World War II with the help of some sandbags
Michael Jackson style mothering on a boat!
Creepy child stare
Mary's favorite subject
Henry VIII's first born, what a disappointment
"Thanks, I hate it"
Modernism joins the circus
Sweet baby Jesus
Lost and found
The doctor is in
There are a lot of reasons to be upset recently. The changing political climate,...
Special delivery
Beloved wife, sort of...
Can we get some privacy, please
Don't mess with this kid
Third time's the charm
Crack that whip
Someone needs a first amendment refresher
The other Mary
Get a clue
Bound to appear, for hundreds of years
A mystery lady
We admit, we miss us some Lady Gaga, which is why we were so excited to see her...
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From Marge Simpson vs. Barbara Bush, to Hillary vs. the internet, feuds between...
American People Series #19: U.S. Postage Stamp Commemorating the Advent of...
Couldn't have been a grocery list
OUCH
This woman don’t need no man
Mary's big bro
Sister, Sister: Bible Edition
Jesus is in the kitchen?!
Wait 'til you get a load of this guy
Oh my Goddesses
You'll want to come dressed to impressed because the Mad Hatter has made a...
Parents say the darndest things. Art can be hard to understand but like it or not,...
If there was ever a College Board for artists, it would be the art academies of...
Bless your heart
Countess, confidante, and tester of men
It's hard to be pithy about statecraft and malaria
Mary Poppins?
Does it make you randy baby?
Cultural appropriation at its finest
Live easels
A cute outfit can't save you
Girl crush
So get ready!
Impressionism at a Glance: You Mean Those Smudges Are Intentional? Flowers,...
Stuff Rich People Own
One high-class whore
I would like to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet
Fish (Still Life), 1864. By Édouard Manet at the Art Institute of ChicagoHappy...
Sexy stocking stuffers
“No one will even see it…”
Total poser
The past is female
Deep, dark humor
How times have changed...
Art history, but make it fashion. Is the Met better known...
Centuries before feminism had a name, post-Renaissance artist Artemisia Gentileschi...
From portraitist to executioner?
Mo money, mo problems
When the United States forcefully opened Japan to foreign trade,...
In her seminal 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, Margaret Atwood paints a...
Freaky families
1. Venus and Cupid by Peter Paul Rubens
From the walls of the world’s great museums, to the dusky halls of the stately...
Does Satine take paintings as payment or just diamonds? Nicole Kidman was...
Don't call it a comeback
"Other artists showed what viewers wanted to see. Suzanne showed them what was...
Monogram by Robert Rauschenberg at the Museum of Modern Art Stockholm Here’s to our...
Even firecrackers run out of energy eventually
Not everything has to do something, James. Who doesn’t love a James Bond Movie? We...
This week the Golden State Warriors faced off against the Cleveland Cavaliers and...
The sun never sets on Turner’s legacy
If Baroque art and a can of whipped cream had a baby, it would be the Rococo....
Happy birthday to you vestal virgins who bring loyalty, hard work ethics,...
It’s Kiss a Ginger day and we’re kicking off the day by celebrating...
This week, behold Pablo Picasso’s Le Rêve (The Dream).
The Two Fridas by Frida Kahlo at the Museum of Modern Art Mexico
The Crown Season 2 premieres December 8 on Netflix and it couldn’t be more...
Misere is widespread depression caused specifically by the painful juxtaposition of...
With big changes by little hands come monstrous reactions rife with pungent...
If you're still unsure about your Halloween costume, let us give you 25 ( plus...
Lauren brings shame and embarrassment to her art history professors by combining...
Gabrielle d’Estrées and One of Her Sisters by Mystery Artist at the Musée du...
Private Parts is a series exposing the raw, gritty, and true stories behind...
Isamu Noguchi by Winold Reiss at the National Portrait Gallery (Washington)
Maman by Louise Bourgeois
It's St. Patrick's Day! And while we all may be Irish today, these...
Swirly girly
Unlike so many of the countless women artists cast aside by art history, Berthe...
With Fathers Day around the corner, it’s natural to reminisce about our Pops. Sure...
Drunk in love we be all nightAnyway, we made a quiz on Buzzfeed and it’s...
Writing about boobs is one of our favorite jobs here at Sartle headquarters. While...
March means Easter, and we all know that Easter means chocolate eggs, cute lil’...
Happy Lunar New Year everybody! All in all, Year of the Rooster has been...
Woman with a Parasol - Madame Monet and Her Son by Claude Monet at the National...
Okay, so maybe it’s not that kind of Rubens, but there are some...
This masterpiece of weird incestuous erotica is supposed to be a birth announcement...
Check out our earlier post of nip slips through art history.Miley Cyrus has become...
As fans of looking closely and spending quality time with images, it’s no...
It’s not that anyone did anything explicitly bad to Carmen Herrera. It’...
Reading Le Figaro by Mary Cassatt, 1883. Private CollectionSometimes you just need...
We’re at the final book here in the trilogy, and because we’re going by book and...
YBAs are so fetch. Once upon a time in the 1980s, London was...
If it weren’t for the Medici family, some of our favorite Renaissance artists...
Welcome to Jurassic Art. *cue music*
66 years ago today, the world was introduced to the psychedelic masterpiece...
Impression, Sunrise by Claude Monet - the painting that changed it all.
As the neurologist Oliver Sacks noted, gardens are places of healing. The Greek...
In any fictional crime show, the detective walks into a scene full of chaos....
Four feet of pure wildfire
Born into a lucky time
Last Saturday, while making my way through a frenzy of de Young Museum...
Sometimes Halloween sneaks up on you before you’ve even had time to savor the...
In the final season of BoJack Horseman, paying attention to the art in the...
Depression is one of the most prevalent mental health issues in the world, so...
Could it be?? The couch gag…..a BRAND NEW museum-themed couch gag? A gag that...
Jessica Lange (left) channels Marlene Dietrich (right) as Elsa Mars. Like Dietrich...
Sartle got our sparkle on at the 5th annual Shine A Light event at Portland Art...
If you think modern artists were the only dames done wrong, then you’ve got...
As any rabid fan of Ru Paul's Drag Race will tell you, the competing queens are...
Remember back to the 2016 election when womxn’s hearts across the nation felt...
*** SPOILER ALERT*** Haven’t watched s01 & s02 or read the secret diary? You...
Sofonisba Anguissola was one of the first female artists to gain international...
Welcome to Dames Done Wrong, where we handle misogyny, sexism and everyday...
Sicker than your average grandma
Too cool for New Zealand
Maybe you’ve been experiencing “The Agony and the Ecstasy” of trying to figure out...
Throughout art history, artists have paid homage to the compelling power of...
This exhibit is going to blow you away. You may be so moved by its...
The only occasions when horror films seem to garner an ounce of respect, is when...
[Venice. Mrs. Peggy Guggenheim in her palace on the Grand Canal, 1950 by David...
The games have nearly begun. And I'm not talking about the Hunger Games,...
Picture this: the glittering heights of Second Empire France and...
The party in full swing on the front lawn. Photo: Bahara Emami. This past month...
So we did what anyone would do and ushered them into the conference room and then...
But, we love arbitrary holidays, like #NationalBirdDay, more. Obviously, we have...
You wouldn’t expect to uncover a spiritual path in the halls of a museum, but the...
As of 5:30 PM BST on Wednesday September 9, 2015 (that’s 9:30 am for us Yanks on...
Cinderella’s Castle at Walt Disney World If you’re ever judged for your...
Last December we brought you Royal Romances in Art History in honor of Netflix’s...
With a new year comes a new season of BoJack Horseman -- which also means...
This week, behold Hans Holbein the Younger’s Darmstadt Madonna.
Remember when iconic shoe lover Carrie Bradshaw leaned in to look at a pair of...
One way to look at all art is through the lens of design. All art uses...
“Lili y Gerda”, Gerda WegenerWith the Oscars just around the corner, and my very...
This film serves as a visual sketch of a man’s life that leaves the audience...
Sexism and misogyny were rampant throughout the 20th century in basically...
The one and only: Zsa Zsa GaborThis February would have marked the 100th birthday...
Enter Trivium Art History Project. Our friends at Trivium are creating a cathedral...
Dear Ronda Rousey,We heard about your recent loss to Holly Holm, dubbed as “the...
I want YOU...to check out this new exhibit at the de Young. It’s called...
Source In Peter H. Reynolds’s children’s book The Dot, a young child...
You have had your fair share of bad relationships and you are just so glad to...
(source) He may have been a tiny guy, but no one could’ve survived as many...
Nude lips have been killing it extra hard for at least the past year, and even...
In the predominantly European dudeified world of architecture, Maya Lin always knew...
That eternal postman always rings twice, even for famous artists. Here are some...
If you think the art world is full of sophisticated blue bloods standing around...
It’s June again (the onset of wedding season), so I’m reviving Sarah's...
Lucas Cranach the Elder, who painted The Fountain of Youth in the 1500s must be...
Scottish sculptor, graphic artist, philanthropist and feigned madman. Also saw the...
Untitled, 1986 Walking through the Rosie Lee Tompkins exhibit that just...
The Symbolist Movement was born in 1886 as a literary movement by Jean...
Jessica recently let us know that she’d found some of Sartle’s work on Hieronymus...
All Children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once one grows up...
The power of Edo period art can best be summed up with this quote:...
This year de Stijl turns 100! A glorious year for primary color...
Claire Foy as Elizabeth II in The Crown.This month, while most Americans were glued...
Famous for wearing men's clothes, smoking cigarettes, and generally NGAF
The ultimate cool beat chick
One wild and sexy lady
(Source: Aniplex) In Delightworks's mobile game Fate Grand...
This week, the world bade a tearful goodbye to comic giant and beloved childhood...
The Google Arts & Culture app has recently gone viral dominating the most...
Togas are a classic I-forgot-to-buy-a-costume costume, requiring just a white...
Close friend of Manet's, even though he took it upon himself to "fix up" one of her paintings
Has a disease named after him
Just as good as her hubby, if not better!
Shoplifter, electroshock therapy survivor, proverbial everywoman
You can be part of it right now with the opening of the groundbreaking...
Hear ye, hear ye: “Miss Piggy to receive feminist award,” squeals girl power blog...
Jesuit missionary work gone horribly wrong
Wandering souls
This room drove its owner insane
Depressed, not depressing
Planting the seed
90s and neon...so on trend
Don't turn the thermostat up too high
Get your hand out of your pants, Sollie!
Censorship makes us crabby
Gives new meaning to "eating out"
No one knows just how deep it goes
Making the most of fire and brimstone
Only men can see this one
As close to hurtling through space as most of us will get
Walk on their faces
Experience infinity in one minute
The sweetest of portraits
Revolution!
Here we goooo
Unmade, smelly and dirty.
Classic Hirst
What lucky intern got to assemble these?
Finally, a female gaze
Claustrophobics beware
"I like that queasy feeling"
Someone wasn’t paying attention in Sunday School
Monument to a bromance
Not even a little bit
Singin’ in a ring
Epileptics beware
Pretty sure they are laughing at you, not with you
